Her Lucky Newt

Her Lucky Newt always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Her Lucky Newt had a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Her Lucky Newt always carried a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Her Lucky Newt needed a wig to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

Her Lucky Newt desired a rubber johnny that they would embrace. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Lucky Newt desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.