Scary Newt

Scary Newt owned a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Scary Newt desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A teapot of all things.

Scary Newt often carried a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original action, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

Scary Newt always kept a tomato to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Scary Newt desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Scary Newt had a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.