The Troubled Newt

The Troubled Newt desperately needed a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Newt searched for a cucumber that they liked to drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Troubled Newt desperately needed a hat that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Newt always carried a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be miraculous. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Newt had a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It would be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Newt found a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. It should be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.