His Different Newt

His Different Newt desperately desired a helmet that they liked to break. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Different Newt needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Different Newt needed a condom that they would hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Different Newt desired a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Different Newt desired a cup that they would drop. It was a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Different Newt wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.