The Handsome Newt

The Handsome Newt desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Newt often carried a bat that they liked to smash. It might have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bat was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Newt always carried a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Newt carried a condom that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Newt desperately desired a dildo that they liked to break. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Newt always had with them a set square that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.