The Grumpy Newt

The Grumpy Newt often carried a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Newt always kept a ball that they would often share. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Newt desperately needed a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

The Grumpy Newt desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Newt found a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Newt always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.