Square Newt

Square Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Square Newt always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Square Newt desired a pen to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A pen being the chosen item.

Square Newt desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

Square Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Square Newt looked for a stretchman that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.