The Magical Newt

The Magical Newt had a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Newt found a can of coke that they would smash. This is certainly an original activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Magical Newt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Magical Newt needed a hat that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Newt desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Newt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.