Her Cheerful Newt

Her Cheerful Newt desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Newt carried a spade that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Newt wanted a pint of beer that they would often drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Cheerful Newt craved for a crown that they would annihilate This seems an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

Her Cheerful Newt desperately desired a condom that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

Her Cheerful Newt desperately searched for a mug that they would often break. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.