The Orange Newt

The Orange Newt owned a crown that they would often smash. It should be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Orange Newt often carried a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Newt had a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Newt had a bag of poop that they would often smash. It should be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Newt owned a porno magazine that they would often eat. It was an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Orange Newt always kept a set square that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A set square would be the item that was selected.