Troubled Newt

Troubled Newt searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Troubled Newt needed a cup that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

Troubled Newt found a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Troubled Newt searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Troubled Newt always carried a little monkey that they would experiment on. This seems to be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Troubled Newt had a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.