Silly Newt

Silly Newt desperately desired a melon that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.

Silly Newt looked for a tomato to put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Silly Newt found a dildo that they would put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Silly Newt often carried a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Silly Newt desperately desired a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. This seems a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Silly Newt desired a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.