Fucking Newt

Fucking Newt found a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Fucking Newt looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Newt wanted a big sponge that they would smash. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

Fucking Newt looked for a crown that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Newt found a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Fucking Newt desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.