A Depressed Newt

A Depressed Newt desperately needed a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Newt often carried a porno magazine that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

A Depressed Newt often carried a sponge to eat. This could be considered an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Depressed Newt owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Newt searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen thing.