The Dodgy Newt

The Dodgy Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Newt always carried a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Newt needed a block of cheese to embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Newt wanted a vibrator that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Newt always had with them a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was epic. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.