His Lucky Newt

His Lucky Newt had a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item selected.

His Lucky Newt always had with them a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square would be the item chosen.

His Lucky Newt often carried a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Lucky Newt needed a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Newt desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Lucky Newt often carried a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.