Square Newt

Square Newt always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Square Newt often carried a cup that they would often break. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Square Newt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop is the item to select.

Square Newt wanted a cup that they would embrace. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.

Square Newt always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Square Newt desperately needed a little monkey that they would eat. It might be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.