Their Lovely Newt

Their Lovely Newt desperately craved for a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Newt found a set of lego to sleep with. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Newt had a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Their Lovely Newt owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. It is a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Newt craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.