The Square Newt

The Square Newt wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Square Newt always had with them a vibrator to cuddle. It should have been a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Newt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Square Newt always had with them a crown to sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Newt desperately looked for a teapot to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Square Newt desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.