My Determined Newt

My Determined Newt desired a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

My Determined Newt always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

My Determined Newt carried a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Determined Newt desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Determined Newt desperately wanted a teapot that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Determined Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.