Depressed Newt

Depressed Newt needed a block of cheese to drop. This seems a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Depressed Newt desperately needed a set square to demolish. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

Depressed Newt owned a helmet to break. It should be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

Depressed Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Newt often carried a hat that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

Depressed Newt had a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.