My Gentle Newt

My Gentle Newt desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Gentle Newt always had with them a hat that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Newt looked for a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It is a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt craved for a helmet to hug. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was stunning. A helmet is the item to choose.

My Gentle Newt craved for a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Newt wanted a bag of flour that they would rub on his belly. It would be a funny activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.