The Lonely Newt

The Lonely Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Newt had a bottle of coke that they would eat. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Lonely Newt needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Newt looked for a wig that they liked to put on his head. It should be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Newt often carried a bag of flour to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Newt desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often hug. It would be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.