My Purple Newt

My Purple Newt wanted a cheese grater to put up their bum. It might have been a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

My Purple Newt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

My Purple Newt carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

My Purple Newt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Newt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Newt desperately searched for a spade to hug. This might appear to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.