A Fat Newt

A Fat Newt always had with them a sword that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Newt owned a condom that they liked to drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Newt always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Fat Newt desperately needed a cup to put on his head. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.

A Fat Newt looked for a condom that they would often annihilate It would be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

A Fat Newt desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.