Red Newt

Red Newt searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Red Newt often carried a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It should have been a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Red Newt needed a ball that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Red Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would put on his head. It might have been a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Red Newt carried a spade that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

Red Newt always kept a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.