A Jolly Newt

A Jolly Newt desired a little monkey that they would share. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Newt craved for a bat that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bat of all things.

A Jolly Newt always kept a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Newt often carried a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. It was an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Newt desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Newt wanted a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be entertaining. A cup was the thing that was selected.