Moving to hive
Fuck you Justin, we're moving to Hive.
4 years ago in #nextgendistribution by berniesanders (77)
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What do you give an armless child for Christmas?
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.
Dark humour at it's finest.
Ok not finest, it was a shit joke
A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and was granted 1 wish
“I wish I had a matte black yacht, a matte black private jet, a fleet of matte black cars, bikes, speedboats, seadoos etc” the man said.
The genie replied “that is beyond my power, choose another wish”
So the man said
“Ok so I wish for the steemit team to make steem great again”
And the genie replied.
“You said matte black everything right?”
What does an Astrologer and a proctologist have in common?
An interest in Uranus.
hope not frog anus
People are not here for the rewards. xD
you are the winner ! lmfao :)
I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.But she figured out I was only after my money!
(Rofl)
Namaste
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Steemit Inc
that why they call it "STINC"
Q. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A. Same time next month?
Lol :-)
Cg
Good content on Steem.
Markymark always comments on these posts and he is with SFR so it looks like it's ok , I don't think you will get flagged
An engineer dies
When he gets to the Pearly gates, he’s told he’s going to hell.
As a typical engineer, he politely asks to have God notified that there’s been a mistake.
A couple months go by before God gets to the request to investigate. So he calls down to the Devil to investigate.
God: I hear you received an engineer down there.
Devil : Yup, it’s been great. After many millenia, the HVAC is finally working, the leak in the hot tub has been fixed ...
God: Well, it turns out there was a mistake. Please send him to heaven
Devil: Are you kidding!?!? There’s no way I’m going to let him go. Pretty soon, Hell’s going to become a paradise!!!
God: Listen, If you don’t send him hear, I’ll have to take you to court.
Devil: {Non-Stop Laughter}
God : I am serious, this is not a joke.
Devil: Tell me, Where are you going to find a lawyer?
That was a lot funnier it was building up to be! Very good! :-)
Cg