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     5 years ago 

    What do you give an armless child for Christmas?

    Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.

    Dark humour at it's finest.
    Ok not finest, it was a shit joke

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     5 years ago 

    A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and was granted 1 wish

    “I wish I had a matte black yacht, a matte black private jet, a fleet of matte black cars, bikes, speedboats, seadoos etc” the man said.

    The genie replied “that is beyond my power, choose another wish”

    So the man said

    “Ok so I wish for the steemit team to make steem great again”

    And the genie replied.

    “You said matte black everything right?”

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     5 years ago 

    I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.But she figured out I was only after my money!
    (Rofl)
    Namaste

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     5 years ago 

    Good content on Steem.

    shrug.png

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     5 years ago 

    Markymark always comments on these posts and he is with SFR so it looks like it's ok , I don't think you will get flagged

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       5 years ago 

      An engineer dies

      When he gets to the Pearly gates, he’s told he’s going to hell.

      As a typical engineer, he politely asks to have God notified that there’s been a mistake.

      A couple months go by before God gets to the request to investigate. So he calls down to the Devil to investigate.

      God: I hear you received an engineer down there.
      Devil : Yup, it’s been great. After many millenia, the HVAC is finally working, the leak in the hot tub has been fixed ...
      God: Well, it turns out there was a mistake. Please send him to heaven
      Devil: Are you kidding!?!? There’s no way I’m going to let him go. Pretty soon, Hell’s going to become a paradise!!!

      God: Listen, If you don’t send him hear, I’ll have to take you to court.

      Devil: {Non-Stop Laughter}

      God : I am serious, this is not a joke.

      Devil: Tell me, Where are you going to find a lawyer?

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       5 years ago 

      That was a lot funnier it was building up to be! Very good! :-)

      Cg