An engineer dies

When he gets to the Pearly gates, he’s told he’s going to hell.

As a typical engineer, he politely asks to have God notified that there’s been a mistake.

A couple months go by before God gets to the request to investigate. So he calls down to the Devil to investigate.

God: I hear you received an engineer down there.
Devil : Yup, it’s been great. After many millenia, the HVAC is finally working, the leak in the hot tub has been fixed ...
God: Well, it turns out there was a mistake. Please send him to heaven
Devil: Are you kidding!?!? There’s no way I’m going to let him go. Pretty soon, Hell’s going to become a paradise!!!

God: Listen, If you don’t send him hear, I’ll have to take you to court.

Devil: {Non-Stop Laughter}

God : I am serious, this is not a joke.

Devil: Tell me, Where are you going to find a lawyer?