A Jolly Ogre

A Jolly Ogre needed a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Jolly Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer to share. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Ogre had a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Ogre found a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a new thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Ogre desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Jolly Ogre craved for a condom that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.