The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre found a wig that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Ogre craved for a chocolate bar that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Jolly Ogre desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Ogre searched for a little monkey that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Jolly Ogre always carried a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Ogre often carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.