His Eccentric Ogre

His Eccentric Ogre often carried a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Ogre craved for a bag of flour that they would often share. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Ogre always carried a porno magazine to cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Eccentric Ogre desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Ogre desperately looked for a teapot that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.