His Crypting Ogre

His Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Ogre desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Ogre owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Crypting Ogre always kept a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

His Crypting Ogre always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It is a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Ogre had a cucumber that they would often throw. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.