The Talented Ogre

The Talented Ogre owned a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Ogre desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. It was a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Talented Ogre looked for a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Ogre desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Ogre desperately desired a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Ogre always kept a wig that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.