The Talented Ogre

The Talented Ogre always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Talented Ogre owned a cheese grater to drop. It was a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

The Talented Ogre desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Talented Ogre owned a radiator that they liked to hug. This seems an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Ogre carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Talented Ogre desired a bag of poop that they liked to break. This could be considered a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.