My Confused Ogre

My Confused Ogre always kept a sword that they would experiment on. This could be considered a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Ogre always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Confused Ogre wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Ogre searched for a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Confused Ogre desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Ogre always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.