Their Naughty Ogre

Their Naughty Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Naughty Ogre desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. This could be considered a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Naughty Ogre desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Their Naughty Ogre desired a bottle of coke that they would drop. It would be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Their Naughty Ogre desperately searched for a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Naughty Ogre looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.