My Curious Ogre

My Curious Ogre looked for a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

My Curious Ogre looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Curious Ogre always kept a wig that they would sometimes drop. It was an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Ogre looked for a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was epic. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

My Curious Ogre often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Curious Ogre always carried a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.