The Purple Ogre

The Purple Ogre craved for a set square that they sometimes demolish. It is a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Ogre desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Ogre desperately craved for a radiator that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Purple Ogre always had with them a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Purple Ogre found a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Purple Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was entertaining. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.