The Green Ogre

The Green Ogre had a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Green Ogre desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Green Ogre often carried a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Green Ogre desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often annihilate It would be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Green Ogre often carried a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Ogre desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen item.