The Adorable Ogre

The Adorable Ogre owned a ball that they would sit and look at. It would be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

The Adorable Ogre desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Adorable Ogre always kept a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Ogre had a rubber chicken that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Ogre wanted a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Ogre always carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.