The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre always carried a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre carried a hat to embrace. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Ogre always kept a CD player that they would sleep with. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Jolly Ogre owned a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Jolly Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A teapot being the thing selected.

The Jolly Ogre needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.