Her Orange Ogre

Her Orange Ogre desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It is a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It is an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Ogre desperately desired a radiator that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Ogre desperately desired a condom that they would often cuddle. It should have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

Her Orange Ogre desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Her Orange Ogre always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.