My Horny Ogre

My Horny Ogre needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Horny Ogre searched for a mug that they would throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Ogre desperately desired a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

My Horny Ogre desperately needed a custard pie to smash. It might be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

My Horny Ogre found a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Horny Ogre owned a lava lamp that they liked to play with. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.