Her Red Ogre

Her Red Ogre always had with them a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Her Red Ogre desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Her Red Ogre always kept a can of coke that they liked to eat. It would have been an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

Her Red Ogre had a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Red Ogre always carried a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Her Red Ogre desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was fun. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.