Purple Ogre

Purple Ogre carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Purple Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square being the thing opted for.

Purple Ogre desired a helmet that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was epic. A helmet is the thing to select.

Purple Ogre had a wig to insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A wig would be the chosen thing.

Purple Ogre desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It would be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be out of this world. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Purple Ogre desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.