His Curious Ogre

His Curious Ogre craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

His Curious Ogre craved for a pint of beer that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Curious Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Curious Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they would worship. One might say this is an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Curious Ogre desired a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Ogre always had with them a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.