A Unusual Ogre

A Unusual Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It might be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Unusual Ogre searched for a custard pie that they would play with. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Unusual Ogre looked for a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Ogre always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

A Unusual Ogre always had with them a CD player that they liked to sleep with. This seems an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Ogre always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.