Her Boring Ogre

Her Boring Ogre desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was awesome. A stretchman being the chosen item.

Her Boring Ogre carried a computer that they would occasionally break. This seems a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Ogre found a piece of paper that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Her Boring Ogre often carried a dildo that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Boring Ogre often carried a cup that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

Her Boring Ogre had a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.