The Confused Ogre

The Confused Ogre always had with them a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Ogre always kept a set of lego that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Ogre looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Confused Ogre desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It should be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Ogre needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.